A piece of shit friend who will abandon you in a second, stares at girls like a dick, and hurts everyone around them.
by WaffleMaster408 November 9, 2019
Get the Zach mug.A Small white boy with rosey cheeks and a bubbly laugh. Picture a chipmunk, but take away the fur, and you have a Zach. Good served in butter with a side of home fries. Worth a good five dollars on the black market, except when served in nugget form.
Go into your back yard and shave a chipmunk and you will know what Zach looks like. No other example needed. chipmunk delicious cute
by TheVoice611 March 17, 2013
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Person 1: Father's Day; the most confusing day in the ghetto
Person 2: Your name must be Zachary
Person 1: How did you know
Person 2: Your name must be Zachary
Person 1: How did you know
by GumbieM7 May 28, 2017
Get the Zachary mug.a flirty player who loves girls. he doesnt know when to stop flirting. likes to be the one to breakup with his girlfriend. doesnt like having girlfriends cause he likes to flirt. he enjoys pleasuring himself. he is a big shot, and sometimes selphish. he loves getting action from girls and not love. he doesnt know what love means yet he uses the word. zach is not a good friend, he is a leader and will leave his friends behind for girls. he is never hesitant to show his dick, especially to girls, because it is rather large. zach can be nice but he has mood swings quite often.
Oh man, I got a Zach! Lets go fuck girls!
The Zach boy was fucking a girl?
Doesnt Zach have a girlfriend, why is he flirting?
The Zach boy was fucking a girl?
Doesnt Zach have a girlfriend, why is he flirting?
by zoeymastaaa1 August 12, 2011
Get the zach mug.complete loser. no friends. shit-starter. calls people stronger than him fat. sports impared has a broken leg :P hahahahahah hope you break them both then fall down in a hay harvesting factory and lose all of your limbs, then il feed them to your mom! haha you fag deuces. and you better kiss my shoe
by Kevin Walls November 28, 2010
Get the Zachary Corcoran mug.A brave boy who shouldn't be ignored by his friend. An intelligent boy who's good at math, English, science, history, art, music, and even Portuguese. And he shouldn't be ignored by his friends. He has powers like no other, powers that can destroy planets, galaxies, universes, dimensions. And he shouldn't be ignored by his friends. G t Id f th cr s al. He can turn into PotatoCat with€~ th cr s al#<• the power of science. Also he's hot and he has a gf in fourth grade.
by TotalyNotZachary December 25, 2016
Get the Zachary mug.Just the coolest kid youll probably ever know if you get the majestic chance of meeting such and amzing person
by DocAwesome123 January 13, 2010
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