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Whack

Gangster or mobster slang for "kill".
I'm going to Whack you!
by DexMansell June 30, 2011
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Whack-off Collage

A collage of pictures you e thrown together in ms paint to fap to so that you don't have to scroll through pictures while you go at it.
"My clicker finger was getting tired of going through pics in my spank bank so I made a Whack-off Collage."
by E3rdrocket December 30, 2013
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Celery-whack

1) To whack one’s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isn’t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and you’re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools
Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.

Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out
by Dick-shunry March 3, 2023
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Whack

Men, appaling in nature, unconventional, inconvenient
John is a men, hence he's a whack
by Rossroll May 11, 2018
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whack

Adulterant used to increase the bulk of illicit substances.
"The cocaine is not powerful enough. It contains too much whack and not enough product to satisfy the discriminating user."
by muttleydeed September 4, 2005
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Whack

Remember, don't be whack, drink mink, slap Billy and beat your wi-
by EnergyPumpkin May 16, 2022
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