Giant Vanilla

When a guy has a giant penis but is so boring in bed that’s it’s not even worth it
I was so excited to fuck Nick because his dick was so big but then I found out he was just a Giant Vanilla. It was so boring, I almost fell asleep.
by VA31 November 21, 2020
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Vanilla Slide

After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.
Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!
by CLEMEDIC December 29, 2021
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Vanilla Slide

After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.
Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!
by CLEMEDIC December 29, 2021
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Hot Vanilla

The White equivalent to Sexual Chocolate, A white guy with a calm personality but an offensively large sexual ego. Gets laid with a lot of chicks form all races.
Hello there I’m Tyler but my friends & the ladies call me Hot Vanilla
by Nannas June 25, 2021
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Vanilla childhood

A childhood that was good with out any abuse like mentally, and physical abuse or even emotional things like relationships with family that was brocken, like having divorced parents or simply living poor and not in high middle class or high class parts and not being able to have a lot of privileges as much as other people

( side note have a vanilla childhood is good and please don't romanticize getting abused, sexually assulted, or emotionally abused ect. In any way)
Person 1: "yeah my parents are really nice and they never have abused me in any way and support me for who I am and what I want to do in the future "

Person 2: "you definitely had a vanilla childhood, unlike me :')"

Person 1: "I'm sorry bro :("
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the vanilla scoop

the act of nutting in a homeless man during a snow storm and proceeding to scoop it out of his asshole with a severed goat penis.
“ dude did you see that guy? he was giving that homeless man the vanilla scoop!”
by gredonglious October 01, 2023
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Neon Vanilla

Ultra-Whitebread. The types of person that makes Mormons say ''he's such a prude''. So lacking in culture and pigmentation that they're basically translucent. Bland. Boring. Basic AF, but thinks they're 'adventurous'.
Man, she said her fuck-game was strong, but that neon vanilla bitch just rocked on the dick like she was scooting up in a chair.
by ₦ᏋᏒ࿋ July 13, 2017
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