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veganism

"I am vegan. Veganism is the best.", he said. Then I kicked him out of the whatsapp goup chat.
by ligma21121219 November 17, 2021
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Vegan

A slutty smug self satisfied son of a bitch that thinks that if they are righteous not to eat anything that harms animals. Cows get their titties sucked for milk, this has been deemed unethical by these fucks but slicing and chopping plants is all right.
*fails a maths test*
Are you a fucking vegan?
by Constable Cunt September 21, 2019
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Vegan Minute

Hey you only have a vegan minute left!!!
by Ratapooey October 19, 2020
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vegan

You’re cool, or you’re a bitch about it.
They think they’re better for not harming animals, but they really aren’t.
1:Are all vegan people jerks?
2: No, some are cool people?
3: Hey, don’t ya think we all are cool peope?
1,2 4: No.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021
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Taco Bell Vegan

A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.
Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan
by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018
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vegan meat pie

When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.
“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great”
by ApplejacksCereal January 27, 2019
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Nutella Vegan

A person who follows the vegan rules but also eats Nutella
He is a nutella vegan
by nutella vegan February 25, 2017
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