unicorn piss

1. The mixture of Red Bull, Amp. Monster, Rosckstar.. Etc. all in one magical drink

2. if added SPECIAL to the beginning thus getting (Special Unicorn Piss) you add alcohol to this magical prostate tickler and get f**ked up :)

1. a. Yo is that Iced tea?

b. Nope this is Unicorn Piss!
2. a. I'm really in the mood to get messed up.

b. Here, i have some Special Unicorn Piss.

a. Thanks!

by Zigbozute October 19, 2011

Majestic Unicorn

A magical pony that has wings and a horn. And is filled with pure magic and candy, but is only in a Utopia.

Ariel: i wish i had a Majestic Unicorn.
Cassandra: There is no such thing.

by Gina the Fat Lard January 16, 2012

The Unicorn Finish

At the end of sex when the man is ready to finish, he stands behind the girls' head and rests his penis on the top and busts the load forward. The penis is the unicorn horn. GET IT!?

"Yeah Jamal, I was with Shanicequa yesterday. We decided to get it on you know, and I finished with the unicorn. She got pretty pissed because I fucked up the upholstery on her new love seat. The Unicorn Finish was pretty fun though. know what I'm sayin'?"

by dannakins December 17, 2008

Saskirawr Unicorn

She is the most beautiful girl on this planet, Because she is a unicorn.

She has no horn, but she makes up for it by having sparkly brown eyes.

She loves Emo boys, but Is currently single, but it's just because no boy is good enough for her.

Phwooaar, Look Over there, Theres Saskirawr Unicorn, I'd bang that bitch, but I'm not good enough for her.

by SaskirawrFan December 27, 2010

Queen of Unicorns

The most hilarious nicest amazingest best beautifulist uniperson ever. Zoë.

Hey Isn't the Queen of Unicorns amazing!?

by Unipress May 25, 2018

Unicorn Fallacy

When someone develops a superiority complex due to being convinced they have the perfect mix of attractiveness and personality.

This fallacy often develops an arrogant attitude with a misplaced sense of self-righteousness that leads to people disliking them.

Why is she treating people like shit and telling them how hot and awesome she is?
Bro, unicorn fallacy!

by Me Three 5 eight October 8, 2019

gumdrops and unicorns

Elusive fantasies. Things that one wants but can't quite attain. Often things of a darker nature (sex, drugs, rock & roll, etc.). An unlikely occurrence that would greatly please the recipient.

For example, in reference to the probability of Geek # 1's fantasy of all the cheerleaders showing up at his door naked with a keg of Bud Light right now; "It's all just gumdrops and unicorns, man."

by Desertgrrrl April 12, 2014