two of them

A meme about a picture of 2 cats sitting on what seems to be a blue bed with the song Double Cherry Pass from Super Mario 3D world playing in the background.

there's two of them.

by poploop345 January 27, 2021

two-nobber

When a male does not last at sex or is horrible at sex.

"oh my god guys, he was hot, but a two-nobber in bed."

or

"How was your night?"
"It was okay, I met some guy, but he ended up being a two-nobber."

by Chesnikk January 26, 2009

Two dimensional

1. (Noun) A girl with no personality

2.(Noun) the state of being so high you start two function as a a 2d character

Man he hit the bong he is gonna be two dimensional

by venans October 4, 2020

Two Pigger

Coming from old agricultural Britain. This is a term for a woman who is very strong, and largely built.

She can carry two pigs under her arms at once. She is a two pigger.

Word, what a munter.

by King Ceri February 28, 2009

Stage Two

When things start getting real

"Okay bitch, it's stage two."

by v6y7 y September 5, 2015

Two Play

What foreplay is reduced to after you get comfortable in a long term relationship, ie: a shortened and boring version of foreplay.

"We've been married so long I'm lucky if I even get two play. I suppose I shouldn't complain, it could be down to oneplay!"
foreplay married

by Rolla Jay November 23, 2010

two ladies

a pair of queens
lesbians
bitches
four tits

nick turns up his cards showing his pair of queens and says "do these two ladies look scared?"

by nick_pepper October 9, 2004