Grapefruit Tree

A tall and/or exceedingly slender woman with no hips, a flat buttocks and large, protruding breasts. Grapefruit may be substituted for any fruit that grows on a tree but which more closely approximates the size of the breasts at hand (pun intended).

Man 1: What do you think of Angelina Jolie?

Man 2: Well, her lips make her look like she's trying to swallow a pair of boxing gloves and the rest just looks like someone trained a grapefruit tree to walk.

Man 1: Harsh.

Man 2: That's how I roll.

by Shandooga McGluckfeez November 4, 2010

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tree pig

a ugly fat pig that fell out of a tree and hit all the branches on the way down, making a pig noise as she fell.

"Look mate, that bitch is so ugly!"
"yeah what a tree pig!"

by Volt9291 January 6, 2007

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Happy Tree Friends

happy tree friends is funny and violent but still brings happiness

lumpy is a dumbass on the cartoon happy tree friends

by Keegan sucks February 14, 2017

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b+ tree

The worst program you'll ever have to write. Avoid like the plague.

This b+ tree is consuming my soul

by _catman_ April 25, 2006

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Hott Tree House Sex

A word used to describe those who are extrememly bangin'. It cannot be used on those who are just hott. You have to be hott and THEN SOME. You have to be utterly orgasmic and make women croon whenever they see you to be dubbed as Hott Tree House Sex. It can also be combined with other phrases. Like Cliche Cherry Poppin' Prom Night Sex.

Monica: Constantine was looking mighty fine on American Idol today
Katie: I LOVE CONSTANTINE! HE IS CLICHE CHERRY POPPIN' HOTT SEX IN A TREE HOUSE!

by Katalina March 16, 2005

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