curly squirrel

During the throws of passion, ...your partner grasps and rotates the nut sack 180° degrees clockwise, whilst eating the asshole and stroking the dick.

Yo dude, that bitch just curly squirrel led my ass!

by cj9617 June 3, 2016

Squirrel tunnel

Tunnels in which squirrels live.

I was out for a walk and noticed a rather large squirrel tunnel from which a squirrel was climbing.

by IHeartSnape March 13, 2009

Squirrel push

To dig in the anus of your partner with one's finger trying to dig out a piece of poop (similar to a squirrel digging into the ground looking for a nut). After digging out said piece of poop, the poop is then placed into the mouth of the digger to be carried around like a squirrel carrying a nut in it's mouth.

There's a bit of blood on my finger after 'squirrel pushing' her and now I can't get this taste out of my mouth.

by Squirrel Pusher March 2, 2017

Dirt Squirrel

A Yee-Yee motherfucker, typically a male, who drives a shitty truck, wears boots and a Confederate flag hat everyday.

"Did you see that Dirt Squirrel trying to do a burnout in his rusted out f150?"

by Csmax August 13, 2019

Hungry Squirrel

Ejaculating on your female companion's chest, and then make her consume this "chest nut".

I gave my girlfriend a hungry squirrel last night, it was nuts.

by Buff Man Squilliam April 24, 2019

squirrel-bat

a mythical creature who creates sunshine and is thought to have achieved perfection.
There is supposedly one in existence today.

person A: "what's so great about the squirrel-bat?"

person B: "EVERYTHING"

by tacobell263 October 15, 2010

Retarded squirrel

It’s a retarded squirrel be careful may have rabies.

This squirrel is so retarded it is a retarded squirrel

by The retarded guy episode 4 April 14, 2023