Thomas Miles

Thomas is a very mysterious guy. Often people see him as an outsider never giving him the chance to prove himself. He is overlooked, but shouldn’t be, because when you make a friend like Thomas, you will never let him go. He is kind, caring, funny, and slightly flirtatious. More than anything he wants a significant other, someone who will appreciate him as much as he does others. When given a chance he can enchant a girl with something more powerful than looks... his personality. Thomas will often crack jokes that would light up any girls face. His largest weakness would simply be his ability to remove himself from any and every situation. He hates negative confrontation, some would call him a “peace maker”. This isn’t a bad thing, but Thomas deserves better than to lurk in someone else’s shadows. He’s too good of a person to not be seen as such. If only he knew that.

Thomas Miles : Hey Regan wanna date
Regan: Fuck yeah dude
Connor: Fuck....

by DigBickEnergy May 31, 2020

Thomas Jay’d

Getting stung to the point of death by a pile of bees.

There’s a bee hive over there. Are you allergic to bees?

No bro. What about anybody else? I don’t want y’all to get Thomas Jay’d.

by Hamsterjam August 27, 2020

Duke Thomas

The signal and a amazing man who deserves the world

"hey did write Duke Thomas into the new Nightwing comic?"
"No because I'm gross and annoying."-Tom Taylor

by Detectivecomics June 27, 2022

Thomas Wiley

The coolest and hottest guy ever. He gets all the ladies and is better than anyone named Brody Glusenkamp. Also a goober.

Person 1:"OMG jessica Todd is such a Thomas Wiley"
Person 2" ong"

by Tim Hoerton August 17, 2022

Sir Thomas

When you flop your soft dong onto a table full of men to assert dominance.

I walked into a bar and didn't know anyone, so I walked up to a table of bikers and gave them a Sir Thomas.

by Butt Coat September 7, 2022

Thomas the King

The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.

Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches

by ColdPorridge November 16, 2022

Thomas McGinn

If you have the name Thomas then you have 100% chance that you will get called "Thomas the Train". Really annoying most of the time because who wants to be correlated with a show meant for 5 year olds. If you meet someone named Thomas DO NOT call him "Thomas the Train". Other than that Thomas is really sexy.
Thomas walks down school hallway

Random Person - "Hey Thomas the Train"

Thomas *Pulls out gun from his bag and points it at him* -"The fuck you say to me"

Random Person - "Shit man! It's just a joke!

Thomas - "You know what's a joke"

Random Person - "What?"

Thomas - "Joe Mama!" *Proceeds to shoot him in the head.*

THE END.

My name is Thomas McGinn and I like men

by Jaquavion 663 April 25, 2022