I’m a mushroom

Someone who is in the dark about plans. Because, mushrooms grow in the dark

I’m a mushroom, Gary said as he shrugged his shoulders

by SeanMykonos April 1, 2023

mushroom <3

The prettiest person in the world with lovely dimples who I love the most in the whole world <333

I love you mushroom <3

by Bub♡ November 3, 2021

Space Mushroom

A Mushroom in space that gets you ULTRA HIGH!!!!

oohhhh space mushrooms :D

by god is a bidoof July 27, 2016

Mushroom King

The king of dicks, typically someone who is a total jerk to people.

That guy sure is a mushroom king.

by SirRansom November 6, 2024

Mushroom

Mushroom is an amazing nickname for your friend with a bob that curls in and is normally really nice they love drama and swear but in a very funny way 😂

Omg mushroom your amazing

by Spy_rabbit19 February 5, 2020

mushroom wacker

when a man takes his penis and hits a woman upside the face with it.

If hes bein a bitch, use your mushroom wacker!!

by kackackackac December 13, 2009

Bukkake mushroom

Bukkake mushroom is when you and your friends ejaculate on a magic mushroom and then consume it.

'Mom! Me and my mates are going out to have some bukkake mushrooms, are you coming?'

by schmucklover June 29, 2024