Shuffle Moose

A secret girl code for needed to go to the bathroom when you want to go with your friend but dont want to say it when there are people around.

Girl 1: Shuffle Moose
Girl 2: *knods head*
*both race to bathroom*
Boy 1: WTF

by heyyyyyyygurrllllllllllll June 10, 2017

Moose Pot

A large, cavernous anus. Especially dark and muddy.

My ex-roommate had so much anal sex, that only the penis of a large black man could fill her giant moose pot.

by NighttimeDelirium May 17, 2011

mooses knuckle

like a camel toe
but for men

when the men have there trousers like simon cowell is a mooses knuckle

by pooeyhead April 11, 2014

moose toots

The Canadian version of explosive wet diarrhea.

Nathan: "Where were you last night, eh?"
Daniel: "I had a case of the ol' moose toots."
Nathan: "Sorry to hear that bud. Let's go for a rip sometime."

by MrThickness March 9, 2017

Moose Crickets

Used in the same manner as barking spider. When someone passes gas and there's no one else to blame, blame it on the Moose Crickets. Commonly used in Alaska.

John: "Oh maaaaan! Did you do that??"
Mark (embarassed): "No way! Must be moose crickets in the house!

by Glacier Princess May 3, 2008

rising moose

A hairy boner.

Back in Canada they called me the rising moose...

by ComicSanss May 16, 2016

bloo moose

An "animal" first sighted in some sort of grocery store, most likely a walmart. This "animal" is considered dangerous. Its weapon? Incoherent babbling. The discoverer of this "animal" was a squirrel, his name was lost many-a-year ago. But in the squirrel's diary it tells of wat he talked about.
Entry 1:

RUN! The bloo moose is incoherently babbling!!!

by tcip23 July 18, 2009