Frosted Flakes

Friday you beat off rough and the skin gets flakey; the next day you beat off and you cum it lands on the flakey skin and burns, you have no choice but to use milk to soothe the pain.

“Hey Jared have you ever experienced Frosted Flakes? Have you ever felt THE BURN?!?

by unnamed the unnamed November 20, 2017

Frosted Mini Queefs

A play on “Frosted Mini Wheats,” this term is used to describe when a man ejaculates into a woman and she queefs out the semen, or “frosting.”

Girl 1 “how was your date last night?”

Girl 2 “it was great for the most part.”

Girl 1 “for the most part? What happened?”

Girl 2 “well, after we had sex, I had the frosted mini queefs for an hour!”

Girl 1 “oh gosh, I’m so sorry”

by RolyatEornom December 3, 2017

Frosted donut

The act of a generally female sex partner consuming a half-dozen unfrosted donuts and thereafter swallowing an appropriate volume of semen in order to spread an even layer of "frosting" on each.

Gee, im really craving a frosted donut tonight Carl.

by Downhillsyndrome December 10, 2017

Flame frost

A cold hearted person in real life but a warm hearted person online. He likes to draw, sing and more except for people sometimes. Never likes crowd as it is very annoying to him. Often depressing whenever away from phone but always happy to have it. Needs a true reason to live as nothing could fulfill his heart except the one he truly desires. Will easily fell in love with a sweetheart and often becomes lovesick. Never release his love because he will kill whoever takes his heart away. So please don't touch his senpai~ okay?

Oh look! Flame frost is head over heels with that guy!

by Flamewolfboy9 March 2, 2018

frosted sunrise

Before your partner wakes up, you straddle your partners chest and jerk off causing a bountiful load of cum to be blown on their face creating a frosted appearance in the glorious morning sunshine.

Roberts frosted sunrise this morning did wonderful things for my complexion today. I hope i get it again tomorrow...

by DublBubbl May 9, 2018

frosted flaked

When you fuck a girl and nut all over her and tell her you’ll call her the next day and you guys make plans but you end up flaking (bailing on plans) her and never seeing her again

Ron- Remember that blonde from last week?
Ray- yeah bro what about her

Ron- I Frosted Flaked her ass

by Blazinonrez May 10, 2018

Jack Frost

doesnt know what is going on because he's too dopey

Don't wanna be as dopey as Jack Frost.

by suomynonA backwards February 21, 2017