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willy wensleydale

Smegma, the cheesy secretion that collects under the foreskin.
Kevin was ecstatic: Britney had just started to perform fellatio on him. Unfortunately she got a taste of his willy wensleydale, and , gagging, stormed off home. Life can be such a bitch sometimes!
by Dunky Oggins December 14, 2003
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willy watching

Females looking at the male genetalia as revealed by the bulge in a sportsman's clothing
Cycle race...'He's got a big one there'....Oh you're willy watching again!
by no_name October 22, 2006
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Willy Walk

Willy Walking (Or to walk you willy), is the act of walking through a private, secluded environment with your penis hanging out, generally for some form of relief from society or a sense of freedom, or just general thrill of having your dick out.
"It's a little stuffy in here. I'm going for a Willy Walk"

"I took my willy for a walk in the woods last night. Both me and him felt very refreshed afterwards"
by YAMAMINATHONG!!11!! November 2, 2008
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willy wanging

The act of males trying to show they are better than others, by metaphorically getting their cocks out and seeing who has the biggest by "wanging" it out on the table. Bit like peacocks showing their feathers. Usually hyphenated as willy-wanging.
"Down the pub the other night the willy wanging that was going on over who had scored the most birds in their life was hilarious. All virgins I tell ya."
by atari001 May 16, 2016
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willy jam

What happens when two or more funk guitarists end up unsupervised in a studio together.
While the drummer was passed out, Jimmy and Naylor went on a four-hour willy jam that was only interrupted when the singer came back and tied their heads together with gaffer tape.
by Joe January 13, 2004
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Ass Willie

When you put your finger into somebody's asshole, wiggle it around, and then plant that finger into their ear!
He gave me an Ass Willie!
by Urca327 February 17, 2015
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Willie Nailer

Supposed to sound like "will he nail her"
The new guy at work, Willie Nailer, seems pretty nice
by trioval33 March 7, 2011
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