poop train

A train conducted by psychopaths.

"I'm the Conductor of the poop train!"

by I Sharted May 1, 2018

blame train

Similar to the blame game. The blame train starts with one person blaming another for faults. This will continue along until one person is left to blame, hence, at the end of the blame train. This often occurs at work, and sometimes at home.

Manager: Mike, did you drink all the coffee?

Mike: Nope, that was Jeff.

Manager: Jeff, did you drink all the coffee?

Jeff: No, I'm pretty sure Bob did.

Manager: Bob....I know you drank all the coffee because you're on the end of this blame train. You're fired.

Bob: WTF!?

by FrostyBB July 9, 2010

high train

Slow traffic on a single lane road, caused by someone driving while stoned.

Dude, speed up some, you're leading a high train.

by Rabbi Grizzle Biscuitz August 10, 2005

chunky train

When a formally thin or skinny person gains a large to obscene amount of weight from the last time you saw them.

I hadnt seen Jessica Simpson since Dukes of Hazzard, GIRRRL she got hit by the CHUNKY TRAIN!!!!

by Sammiohfries January 26, 2013

train smoking

When a group of guys run a train on a girl and she smokes all their poles in the process.

Man, Stephanie just cant help herself. Every time she hangs with the football team she is train smoking like a champ!

by turdunit September 30, 2012

Juniper Training

A crap Training Course organised by the Job Center for people on the dole! Where you play bingo and colour in posters!

Urghh, its Monday tomorrow, off to Juniper Training

by LovingEverySeecond June 29, 2010

Slut Trained

Refers to a guy's altered sexual behavior in bed after he has been doing it with a slutty girl for a long time.

Refers to the sexually aggressive or kinky behavior traits of an otherwise sober guy in bed,the behavior having been developed due to repeated intercourse with a slutty girl

Eg 1:
Boy & Girl's first time:
Boy: Can i go down on you ?
Girl: Boy, What kind of slut training have you been getting ?

Eg 2:
Michael Douglas: Can we try sixty nine or how about doggy style ?
Catherine Zeta Jones: Boy that sharon stone has got you slut trained for this stuff while filming that movie, hasn't she ?

Eg 3:
Boy 1: So i broke up with samantha and hooked up with britney.
Boy 2: Sweet ! How's the sex ?
Boy 1: Not too good, britney ain't up for all the stuff i am into. Freaks out at anal.
Boy 2: Dude samantha has got you slut trained, you need to take it easy with britney.

by strikeforce October 9, 2013