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Duck Fuckers

Duck 1: Oh look dude I got a notification from Duck Fuckers!

Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)

Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)

*Later*

Duck 2: So no plans tonight?

Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)

Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)

Duck 1: *shoots himself*
by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019
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Crinkle Fucker

A person who is attracted to the elderly.
Nasty I bet you would fuck those crinkles, crinkle fucker.

My friend keeps hittin on my grandma, he's a crinkle fucker.
by TruNak October 27, 2019
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Jump-Fucker

A Jump-Fucker is a person, usually around the ages of 13 to 16, who jumps around on an FPS game to avoid being shot, especially on maps with some kind of jump boost. It's considered some kind of strategy, jumping around like a fucking cocaine-devouring rabbit. While Jump-Fucking makes you a harder target to hit, it also makes you one of the most annoying kinds of players, along with spawn killers and campers. It is also possible to develop ADHD while performing this disgraceful strategy.
Jon: George, you only got two kills that round. What happened?

George: Those damn Jump-Fuckers, man. It's like trying to shoot a flying slinkie.
by Polque Wobnod June 15, 2016
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Drug Fucker

A person who has used many different drugs at the same time.
Did you see Dirty Mike last night he was high off of everything he is a real drug fucker.
by Bwebb May 25, 2015
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Wind fucker

Wind fucker is someone who doesn't do shit and isn't helping at all so he is just standing there fucking the wind.
Why isn't he helping, what a wind fucker.

Look at your score you wind fucker, start playing.
by Potator December 26, 2019
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chum fucker

One who sticks his penis into a bucket of fish guts.

Can be used in place of... buddy, pal, man, dude, bro, spic, moolie, or kooncoli.
Xavier: What up chum fucker?

Ted: Fuckin yer mom.
by poopboobs187 June 24, 2011
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Turkey Fucker

That one person who lost No Nut November to a Thanksgiving Turkey that their family was supposed to eat.
Person 1: I lost NNN to a Thanksgiving Turkey.

Person 2: Turkey Fucker!
by D4nk4oi89 December 8, 2021
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