Skip to main content

un-TV-definitive

An adjective, meaning indefinable by Television, mass media, popular hype, majority opinion, or propaganda. Can mean that one disagrees with and will not let TV/media affect one's decisions, or in some cases means has the belief that the majority is (almost?) always wrong. AKA untubifiable (indefinable by youtube or the Tube).
Person 1: So are you voting for Palin or Obama for President next election?

Person 2: I disagree with both their politics completely. I am going un-TV-definitive and voting for one of the third parties.
by poetsespresso September 4, 2010
mugGet the un-TV-definitivemug.

TV-agenic

To look especially good on television; relating to the word 'photogenic'
Bob Morley, while not especially photogenic, is very TV-agenic
by ThunderCake February 18, 2015
mugGet the TV-agenicmug.

Sorrow Tv

A channel that makes you thinking about killing yourself nothing to the cringe, shocking and fucking painful situations he reads out from sub reddits. Seriously if he could cure my fucking depression it can for sure fucking cure yours.
*911 call*
Victim: Help me im fucking dying

*holding back laughter*
Operator: Oh shit what sorrow tv video your watching.
*says confused*
Victim: WHAT no i am L I T E R A L L Y dying.
*says in excitement*
Operator: Oh shit your watching r/niceguys aren't you!
*Victim dies from internal bleeding*
by Anthony mr.steal your girl March 25, 2018
mugGet the Sorrow Tvmug.

The TV is a triangle

When your dad realizes he's a sinner in your TV is a triangle, and says whoops that's the Illuminati.
The TV is a triangle

Television jokes, occupational therapy crisis, go exercise
by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023
mugGet the The TV is a trianglemug.

TV Turned Off

The TV (abbreviation for Television) is a metaphor for the persons life. To turn someone’s TV off is to end their life. Or if someone almost got their TV turned off, they almost lost their life. It could be a literal loss of life, or a hyperbolic loss of life.
1.) My mom is going to turn my TV off if I don’t pass this test tomorrow.
2.) I almost got my TV turned off yesterday when that drunk driver almost ran into me. Luckily the police pulled him over in time before anyone got hurt.
by Jasiriheart April 23, 2025
mugGet the TV Turned Offmug.

TV Dinner

Someone who is ice cold and packin a solid piece of meat
TV Dinner: Bro I just fucked your mom
Plebian: That's ice cold son
by S0meRand0mB0i June 15, 2021
mugGet the TV Dinnermug.

Share this definition