Curb turtle

After a night over indulging that requires the excavation of your stomach contents while leaning over the curb (or onto the curb) and moving your head and neck in a turtle like motion to avoid vomitting on your own shoes.

Noun- curb turtle
Verb - curb turtled

1. After a number of 6 for 1 beers and hurricanes I curb turtled on the walk home.

2. After a night in Bourbon Street there was curb turtle everywhere.

by Wayoutbaby October 26, 2014

Turtle Burglar

A person who has to poop so badly that others notice. Like a turtle head is about to emerge.

"Why is that old lady fidgeting around like that?"
"She's doing the poop dance because she's a turtle burglar"

by Rock Tomskin & Notorious GREG August 2, 2012

Turtle Tears

An insincere display of sorrowful emotion.

The little girl shed turtle tears as she hoped her angry mother would not scold her for jumping on the bed.

by Meowmix789 October 24, 2017

Turbo Turtle

Someone who is extremely slow, yet known to be ingenious. Refers to how amazing they are, but how they could be stupid also.

"I don't get it....."
"You're such a turbo turtle!"

by Bekah Lindow March 21, 2009

Luck of a Turtle

When someone/something is having very bad luck. As turtles have little to no luck because they are slow and if they end up on their back they cannot get up.

A soccer team keeps getting shots on goal, but just cannot get the ball in.

Max states: God! We have the luck of a turtle right now!

by mills messsss November 7, 2010

Turtle porn

A guy bad at sex

Mickey: " how is Tyler's dick game?"

Heaven:"It's like turtle porn, slow and boring"

by Grumpup March 23, 2017

sea turtling

When one lays face down in the sand spread eagle, digs a hole, throws up in it, buries it and then proceeds to keep drinking.

Kelsey is sea turtling, time for the second part of the party.

by FriendOfSeaTurtling August 14, 2013