After a night over indulging that requires the excavation of your stomach contents while leaning over the curb (or onto the curb) and moving your head and neck in a turtle like motion to avoid vomitting on your own shoes.
Noun- curb turtle
Verb - curb turtled
Noun- curb turtle
Verb - curb turtled
1. After a number of 6 for 1 beers and hurricanes I curb turtled on the walk home.
2. After a night in Bourbon Street there was curb turtle everywhere.
2. After a night in Bourbon Street there was curb turtle everywhere.
by Wayoutbaby October 26, 2014
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"She's doing the poop dance because she's a turtle burglar"
"She's doing the poop dance because she's a turtle burglar"
by Rock Tomskin & Notorious GREG August 2, 2012
Get the Turtle Burglar mug.The little girl shed turtle tears as she hoped her angry mother would not scold her for jumping on the bed.
by Meowmix789 October 24, 2017
Get the Turtle Tears mug.Someone who is extremely slow, yet known to be ingenious. Refers to how amazing they are, but how they could be stupid also.
by Bekah Lindow March 21, 2009
Get the Turbo Turtle mug.When someone/something is having very bad luck. As turtles have little to no luck because they are slow and if they end up on their back they cannot get up.
A soccer team keeps getting shots on goal, but just cannot get the ball in.
Max states: God! We have the luck of a turtle right now!
Max states: God! We have the luck of a turtle right now!
by mills messsss November 7, 2010
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Get the Turtle porn mug.When one lays face down in the sand spread eagle, digs a hole, throws up in it, buries it and then proceeds to keep drinking.
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