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9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon

When Jake let’s Timmy out of his dwelling.
“Oh it’s 9:32 time to let Timmy out”
Jake, “You don’t want to know what happens at 9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon.”
by JakeTimmyLover96 December 23, 2022
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Tuesday

Tuesday is touch a titty tuesday. you have a free pass to touch anyone’s titties
Hey man, did you know that it’s touch a titty Tuesday?
by hobo banana October 17, 2019
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Tuesday

Literally the worst person alive. Like first of all who names their kid Tuesday? Were you born on like a Tuesday and your parents were like, hey that's a fun name! Tuesdays will drag you down and bite you in the ass. Stay away from people who are named after a day of the week. Period!
Omg Tuesday seems like a really nice person! Um honey no shes not she so toxic.
by Nymphet April 7, 2019
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too turnt tuesday

When you work weekend shifts and so you cant party on the weekend, therefore you must participate in great acts of party and other recreational activities on Tuesday.
Man I cant wait for Too Turnt Tuesday, i’m going to have a blast with my friends.
by NebulaWORDS March 28, 2023
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tatty tuesday

Tatty Tuesday is the art of the appreciation of the all mighty vegetable, the potato. Apon every Tuesday one can enjoy the many different ways to consume potato wether that be: Jacket, mashed, boiled, roasted or baked.

Or

Tatty Tuesday can also be when you spot a woman with rather large breasts and it happens to be a Tuesday. Thus making it a Tatty Tuesday.
This jacket potato tastes amazing, thank god for Tatty Tuesday!

Or

Wow Patrik look at that girls tattys over there! Thank od for TATTY TUESDAY!!!!
by deern July 13, 2016
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Tuesday

Anything you do on a Tuesday is easy and mundane
Man, I used to be able to drink four beers like it was Tuesday, but now I'm old and after four beers I'm fighting the parking meter.
by super fucking pissed off February 16, 2022
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Crazy Tuesdays

A day where all reality stops and furniture becomes stunt props, gravity becomes something to beat, and inedible substances become food and drink.

This day results in many injuries and amazing photos and normally involves falling down the stairs, attaching things to testicles and eating money, and is a student event based on works of the Bible surrounding Holy Testicle day.
It's the day after crazy tuesdays, peaceful wednesdays!
by Dudleyshwamm November 4, 2010
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