The moment you finally realise you're not a 70 year old man with a cock as hard as a soaking wet sheet of Asda's own brand single ply toilet roll and it's really not that difficult to slide one into the girl of your dreams.
Fucking hell you absolute limp dick that was depressing. Have a word with Pele and give me a call when you're back in London.
by NotPexbo May 6, 2017
Get the Back in Londonmug. london pulls no bitches
by big strap ree June 22, 2023
Get the londonmug. The act of Paedophilia or cousin marriage. A reference to the disproportionately large number of cousin marriages and acts of paedophilia that statistically happen inside the Greater London area. People from the rest of the U.K. refer to paedophiles as being afflicted with the “Londoner’s disease”.
“See that guy Luke? Guy who just moved from Tottenham? Checked him out on the register. Turns out he’s got the Londoner’s disease”
by Barnabeast98 January 2, 2024
Get the Londoner’s diseasemug. The most amazing girl to ever exist. She's funny, talented, an amazing artist, and deserves all the love in the world. She means everything to me and if i could scream to the world how much i lover her, i would. I love you, London.
person: man, that girl was so amazing. did you happen to catch her name?
person 2: i dunno. she must've been a london or something.
person 2: i dunno. she must've been a london or something.
by blasphemyvivi August 4, 2017
Get the londonmug. London Clean
A tall skinny woman built like a man, no curves, no behind, short hair, ponytail, lesbian figure type
A tall skinny woman built like a man, no curves, no behind, short hair, ponytail, lesbian figure type
by 0802954 December 11, 2022
Get the London Cleanmug. London
by Kianni April 3, 2019
Get the Londonmug. An amazing, funny, perfect, ABSOLUTELY SMOKING HOT, loves anime, and is the one girl no one can take their eyes off.
by poeope February 22, 2021
Get the Londonmug.