glass mud table

A glass mud table is a foreplay action upon which one person sits above a glass table, while the other lays underneath it watches the other defecate on the clear surface above them resulting in sexual arousal

Hey babe I've gota go, let's do the glass mud table

by supernut2000 June 22, 2016

table top skank

a way to express your feelings for someone who you absolutely hate.

i hate his girlfriend, she's such a table top skank!

by aivilo April 16, 2008

flip my table

Flipping a person over and fucking them to the ground

Flip my table: Table being flipped and sex.

by Bobby ticky February 22, 2018

I set my table

The act of getting things done by providing adequately.

Person 1: You’ve been quite busy lately. Does your job pay enough to support your home and pay all the bills?
Person 2: Yes, I set my table.

by Blueberrypie December 31, 2018

Big D & the kids table

A Ska group from Boston, MA. They have now a new album called How it Goes. They always make videoclips with less than 10 bucks. They are AWSOME!!

A: Where you went last nignt?
B: I went to the best show of my life
A: What group?
B: You're dumb or what? Big D & the Kids Table, Off course!

by Alex. $te March 26, 2005

fruity table jump scare

when you are at the fruity table and someone is close to ratting themselves out, causing a jump scare for the other members

r slice almost put his elbows on the fruity table. what a fruity table jump scare!

by batergacken April 4, 2021

all of my cards are on the table

A person's declaration that they have revealed everything that they know or feel about a subject.

I've told you everything I think and there's nothing more I can say here. All of my cards are on the table.

by Daniel Long December 27, 2007