The Dirty Man Switch

When you hump your man and tell him all the things you want to change about him.

I did the dirty man switch last night and now my man fucking behaves.

by Alame May 26, 2022

The Switch

When a straight male masturbates to gay porn but when he ejaculates he switches to a saved picture of a female.

"Adam was concerned all that gay porn he watches is making him gay, so I told him about The Switch and now his post nut clarity is less intense"

by Flabanaga Noongah July 6, 2024

1 2 switch

You put one finger in your mouth, then you put the another in your asshole and say 1 2 and on switch you switch them.

Who wants to play 1 2 switch

by Gj bear March 15, 2022

bungle switch

A term used for black people but you can't act like it's for black people okay? It's just a bungle switch aight...

I just saw a bungle switch and he practically robbed me. (He walked past me, that's it.)

by Wut_is_ligma? April 2, 2024

Fake Ass Switch Nigga

A nigga who has a switch, but just don't give a single fuck a'bout it. one of those niggas who buy a switch to be top shit, but aint really shit at all.

ay u see that nigga over there, he really be a fake ass switch nigga

by ARealNigga524 November 16, 2019

Switch

Leaving one alone and going with the other one.

The girl would switch to the one that shared everything he stole on em.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020

Flip the switch

I don't flip the switch! God you- I'm in the 2-way mirror room. You are in the switch room. Ok? It's- Fuck!

Hym "Do you fucking hear this guy? I- It's- I don't flip the switch off. Iam! Get a load of this guy. They want me to flip the switch off."

Iam "Boong... Boo- What? We don't flip the switch."

Hym "WE don't flip the switch."

Iam "Yeah, we're in the mirror room- Did you even read the thing? If I can flip the switch, you can violate the leverage clause."

Hym "Yes! The leverage clause! They don't get it! They don't fucking get it! Jesus! It's like I've been saying all along. You flip the switch. What constitutes 'flipping the switch off' IS THE THING I SAID IT IS... You... Do THAT. There's nothing for me to do here other than telling you to do the thing I'm telling you to do. Go back. Do the thing. Do the sonar.

Iam *sigh* "Boong... Boong... Boong..."

by Hym Iam October 1, 2025