Intention Switching

Lying about previous intentions to try and seem more innocent in a current situation.

“I wasn’t trying to call them a slut, I swear!”
“Benjamin Franklin Debrosse Michelangelo Zée Smith Johnson! You posted 5 xeets about her fuck’n 100 men! Don’t start that intention switching, now!”

by NERASER June 4, 2025

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Sneaky Switch

The act of switching the pleasuring orafice from the mouth to the anus at a glory hole. Requires a great deal of flexibility and speed to execute correctly and undetected.

I went down to the Lowe's glory hole for a blue job and the guy sneaky switched me. I had to wash off in the sink.

by SlyHoler December 30, 2021

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A kill switch, every doomsday machine has one, I guess. It's the last resort off button, and a huge plot device. Robot going crazy? Kill switch. Inator foiled by a teal platypus? Kill switch. Machine gains sentience and greatly dislikes it? Kill switch. It's that easy!

"Bro, help! My vacuum is turning on me and becoming evil!"
"Does it have a kill switch?"
"Uh... no?"
"It was nice knowing you."

by S1lv3rP4w3dC4t December 10, 2023

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Blue Switch

The act of transferring a phone call from your smartphone to your car's bluetooth system. The phrase can replace the somewhat verbose run on sentence that typically describes the transfer process.

Hold on while I get in my car and transfer the call to my car's bluetooth speaker.

Sorry about that, the call was switching over from my phone to my car.

Hold on a sec while I blue switch you.

Sorry, just blue switched you.

by Nedgo August 16, 2022

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