Emo Stoner 

An emo who hates themselves and the world, and smokes pot to feel better and be happy. We dress emo, but are major stoners. Sounds contradictory, but makes sense if you think about it.

I'm always depressed, so I smoke weed all the time to get over it. I'm an emo stoner.

Emo Stoner by iamthemushroomking May 6, 2011

e-stoner 

A person that fakes being a stoner on the internet to look cool.

Jack: I AM SO HIGH MAN
Bill: STFU you e-stoner

e-stoner by ColonTapps April 25, 2006

Happy Stoner Dance

Term used to describe a relatively low-movement dance; typically includes to pointing of both index fingers while bending torso side-to-side in rhythm with whatever potentially rhythmic sounds within the vicinity.

Mary: "Dude, whats up with Ralph?"
Ralph: *Dancing very poorly*
Jack: "Happy stoner dance. He just smoked a joint and now they're playing his favorite song."
Mary: "Wow..."

Happy Stoner Dance by Kizn May 7, 2010

deceptive stoner 

A stoner who doesn't look like your stereotypical stoner. Instead, they often have a clean cut look similar to a business professional. They wear nice clothes, keep their hair short and combed, act serious about their job, and stay away from anything that would be associated with being a stoner, such as Rasta clothing. Deceptive stoners are everywhere in the business world, and are almost impossible to spot without knowing them first.

Bill: Wow Brad, you don't look like a stoner anymore! Why did you change your look?
Brad: Well my parents are coming over, so I'm going for that deceptive stoner look

deceptive stoner by That1BrownGuy June 12, 2016

feed a stoner scrambled eggs 

A term derived form Comedy Central airings of "The Big Lebowski." It was used to substitute "Fuck a stranger in the ass" in the infamous "you see what happens" scene. It means fuck a stranger in the ass. It is used in conjunction with "find a stranger in the alps."

You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!

feed a stoner scrambled eggs by Batsmoothiemigo April 24, 2011

rookie stoner

Someone that is interested in smoking marijuana but hasn't had the chance to yet. They often want to smoke because they're friends are doing it, they're bored, they like stoner music, or they just want to try it. Most of the time they will gladly be accepted into the smoking circle

friend: hey man are you a stoner?
me: nah im only a rookie stoner
friend: oh do you want to come smoke with my friends and I
me: sure

rookie stoner by CMAL14 September 11, 2009

stiletto stoner 

fairly young women (who can afford stilettos in the first place) with reputable jobs and families who smoke weed

an example of a stiletto stoner would be 25 year old lawyer confesses to smokeing a joint in her bubble bath after a long day of work.

stiletto stoner by non reputable pot head September 22, 2009