Magyver Stoner

a person who can make a pipe out of almost anything.
popularized by nick swardson.
introduced to me first by jesse clark.

jesse made a pipe out of an orange, and a bong out of a dr. pepper bottle. there fore he is a "magyver stoner"

by Sammy22334434556564 June 2, 2009

Stoner Boner

Refers to an elivated sence of sexuality induced by narcotics.

“Girl put the drugs down! You don’t really want to fuck him. You just have a stoner boner.”

by Tomkat June 5, 2018

loner stoner

when one of ur eyes is mad more fucked up lookin than the other one after u've somked some weed

"why is ur one eye so fucked up lookin hahaha"
"its a loner stoner hahaha"
(remember u have to be high to have one... otherwise u've just got a lazy eye)

by katiepotatiefool June 2, 2009

Proud Stoner

A Proud Stoner is the oppisite of a Pot Head because a Proud Stoner gets high cause he/she likes the feeeling a Pot Head gets high because he is addicted and can't give it up. A Proud Stoner starts and stops getting high on his/her on accord.

Alice: So Brittany ever had something you tried to quit but couldn't cause your addicted?
Me: Nope cause everything I start I don't wanna stop if I wanted stop I wouldn't have started and I've never been addicted to anything.
Alice: Stupid Pot Head
Me: No Proud Stoner theres a difference Bitch!

by Proud.Stoner.Bates! December 25, 2011

Stoner Fucks

A person who can't remember shit, because they are stoned as fuck a majority of the time.

Taco and Rosey are big ass Stoner Fucks.

by Cheese gradders September 25, 2008

Stoner girl

A girl who doesn't have enough personality so she calls herself a stoner. They usually wear weed and stoner clothing to act the part.
It's just another group of people that try to act differently then fake girls but ends up still being fake.

Most likely the same girls that say "I hang out with guys cause' they don't have drama xD"
>>Get yourself a girl that smokes weed, not one that says they're a stoner.<<

"Lmao! I'm not your average girl. I'm a stoner girl!!!!"

by pseudank August 18, 2017

stoner lighting

The act of running or avoiding the authorities while high on marijuana or a cannabis product.

With the Red Blue flashing down the road, the fled like stoner lightning

by Redman April 26, 2005