Porcelain Crank and Stank

When a guy jerks off on the toilet right after taking a shit

I was in a rush this morning so I killed 2 birds with one stone with a porcelain Crank and Stank

by El_Durazno July 06, 2020

Resting Stank Eye

Someone who always squints and appears cross eyed in photos or in person while high.

“Did you see that horrendous picture of Jay?”

“Which one?”

“The one he has resting stank eye in!”

by bigmeatysack April 16, 2023

stank store

a store ran by a military bastard that is expected to clean everything by himself as community service.

"I dont want to work at a stank store these people might be on drugs"

by Avery Williams October 14, 2017

Stank Basket

An especially odoriferous vagina.

One whiff of that old stank basket on her and my dick and balls were sent packing.

by Penny Traeshun June 08, 2011

Goober Stank

The smell of babies

Man, the goober stank in that daycare was powerful.

by Cuddly_kitten September 27, 2023

Stanke

Stank
Stinky
Nasty
HOTT

Yo so stanke

by Cool Beanalicous May 11, 2011

Stank curtain

When someone farts in a small area and makes it so someone has to walk through their fart.

I gave my wife a great stank curtain while we were walking down the hallway yesterday!

by Sithvader666 May 24, 2025