stank bean

the stank between your toes in the morning when you wake up

Guy: wow my stank beans were absatoodlydoodly scrumdiddlyumptious this fine morning
YUM

by yass_queen February 24, 2023

stank ranking

The peer-reviewed, scaled measure of olfactory offensiveness of the exhaust from one ol' fart factory.

Microsoft famously used stank ranking when Steve Ballmer was CEO.

by 63kk0 September 19, 2023

Stank on the source code

To put stank on the source code is to use mystical and ancient knowledge of IT to fix or improve the function of electronics.
If you've ever had a problem with your computer, and your geeky friend fixed it seemingly by magic, that's when you know that they dropped some stank on the source code.

Person 1: Woah man, are you watching porn in 8k?
Person 2: Yeah dude, I dropped some pretty serious stank on the source code, and now I can stream anal porn in ultra high quality

Person 1: My phone is so slow. I think I need to update my software
Person 2: Fuck that brah, just put some stank on the source code!

by Honk McDoodle April 30, 2023

Stank bank

The mental collection of all of the smells you've ever smelled.

I know that smell, it's in my stank bank.

by SunnyDeaux July 7, 2024

blueberry stank

The dankest weed in Austin Texas

Hey Alex, wanna smoke some Blueberry Stank?

by DaStankMaster October 5, 2018

Stank Tuah

When you are getting Hawk Tuah and the girl shits on your dick.

You: “ahh yes keep sucking”
Girl: “Close your eyes!”
Girl: Shits on dick
You: “oh shit I’ve never gotten Stank Tuah before, this is lowkey nasty ngl”

by CoolDefiner January 19, 2025

Stank monkey

Means “fart” from the book series Dog Man and Cat Kid, a children’s comic book series.

“Who popped a fluffy? Who pinched a stank monkey? Who blew the brown bugle?”

by littlewatermelon0707 April 28, 2025