squat cobbler

Is the slang term for a fetish in which a person who gains sexual pleasure from from sitting on and wiggling in fresh pie. There are variants with the main fetish as the pivotal feature. It is not considered a form of sploshing.

" Jimmy knew Mark had a particular fetish- like bug squashing aka crush fetish. He had no idea that Mark was a squat cobbler."

by Manny Petty September 2, 2016

brazilian squats

A type of gymnastic exercises, when a man,while doing a squat, must touch the ground with his scrotum.

-Man, look at this guy sick thighs...
-He must have been doing a lot of brazilian squats

by dadwdadw February 11, 2020

Cyber squatting

When you "sit" on a persons social media page and wait for a new post to come up so you can like and comment it.

"I'm waiting for jimmy to post another one from his vacation..."
"Cyber squatting is just creepy dude."

by Red Barron 8810 June 19, 2017

Kumquat squat

when you squat and cum,piss, and shit over you partners penis and moan all at the time

man sally over there gave me a nice Kumquat squat a few mins ago

by measpinner2647 August 21, 2016