spider button

if you imagine a round piece of soft flesh with the look of the eight legs of a spider all spread out from one central deep, dark brown point and ponder where we all love to plunge a finger now and then, you will know exactly what i am talking about. seepooper and balloon knot

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout.

by g-love July 6, 2005

spiderman'd

When you are doing your girlfriend in the ass, before the man cums he holds it in and spits on his girlfriends back making her think he came, then when she turns around the man cums on her face and yells "Spiderman'd!!!"

Dude I was was fucking Cristy and totally Spiderman'd her!

by Teh_Nite_Guy May 17, 2006

SpiderMonkey

Verb
The act of climbing and swinging from a tall woman during fornication. For best results the woman should be at least a foot taller than said man.

WOW, look at that tall chick. I would love to SpiderMonkey all over her.

by MGranks01 January 20, 2009

Spidge

Alternate word for the fruit "orange".

I would love to eat a spidge with no peelings, please.

by Fikus Tumps December 12, 2009

spiderweed

weed that is smoked through a bong that has been sitting idle for so long that spiderwebs have been weaved along the shaft of the bong

man, that was some crazy spiderweed

by spiderbitch February 3, 2010

Spider Cow

A Mythical Creature that is the cross between a Spider and a Cow. The Spider Cow instead of producing milk produces Kevlar out of its udders.

I wish Jeffery would hurry up milking the Spider Cow. I want to knit a vest out of the Kevlar he is getting.

by Dan11111112 January 8, 2011

spider

The leading cause of house fires.

There was a spider, I panicked. I think it's gone now.

by Intelligence001 July 5, 2016