smack a ham

to (masturbate)

"i am so going to smack a ham to some net porn tonight!"

by brian_n_ks January 23, 2009

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Get the smack a hammug.

smack-ass

worse than wack--it's derogatory fer sher
however--there is an alternate meaning to be used ONLY when it's REALLLLLY good.

bad: that guy is a smack-ass ho for coming to your party and actin' up like that.
good: we played a smack-ass game of poker last night and my boyfriend walked with the pot!

by nell March 13, 2003

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Get the smack-assmug.

Head Smack

When you smack your head in a form of confusion or response

whenever I get confused I just head smack

by AnderzaHackingPieceOfCheese January 23, 2018

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smack that foghorn

The physical or verbal stopping of a person who talks way too much and/or way too loud.

Smack that foghorn up. Dontchu know we in the library?

by Curly_Fry June 14, 2010

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Jugg Smack

The act of taking a straight shot to the Jugular.

-Meat sound-

Peppers: What the fuck was that?!

Beanie: Dan just took a straight shot to the Jugular!

Peppers: So he got Jugg Smacked?! Damn!

by Epiclulz487 February 26, 2010

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smack boot

a stupid person-comes from 1970's UK crippled children that had to wear leg braces, one foot hit the ground normally the other went smack because of the weight of the calipers up the leg

look at that smack boot

by fat paul enema February 16, 2007

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