anal slurpie

A guy has anal intercourse with a lady friend. The guy then ejaculates inside her rectum, after urinates inside also, and finishes it with a chocolate topping called poop. The guy then takes a straw and stirs it for a couple seconds then enjoys his "dairy treat."

Girl, that anal slurpie was tasty.

by Corey Christopher Turner July 27, 2008

slurryhead

A slurryhead is an individual that uses the Evans repeater on Red Dead Online to kill other players. They also commonly fight like cowards using the the varmint rifle to headshot people, and fight melee players with long range weapons.

"Look at Brolylovesnobody, using a gun like a pussy to kill knife-wielders and fist-brawlers. What a slurryhead"

by Hired_Thug March 9, 2020

Cherry Slurpee

When a virgin performs oral sex on a man.

Joan maintained her virginity by giving him a cherry slurpee.

by pwbinde February 17, 2012

alaskan slurpee

when a resident of alaska ejaculates into someone's mouth

damn courtney, you must get the best alaskan slurpees every night from your new boyfriend from juneau.

oh my god my eye!
eskimo surprise bitch!

by emilyriverboat January 16, 2008

Slurp off

The slurp off is a sex act. Similar to a blowjob, getting slurped off involves one's tounge being stuffed down the receiver's dickhole and proceeding to lick/slurp around within the testicles. The act of slurping off is illegal in 51 states.

Martin will Slurp off people for a quarter an hour.

by j9977 December 14, 2013

slurp monkey

Suck ass; one who takes brown nosing to a new level.

Look at that brown ring around rob's neck. he is such a slurp monkey.

by The Stiffis October 3, 2007

Slurp-n-Turf

When someone asks for a sip of your drink, you leave a piece of food (usually meat) in your straw so that they get a mouthful with their first swig!

That guy asked for a taste of my coke, and gagged after he got some vintage slurp-n-turf.

by Niseyman March 28, 2009