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Salty Wonton 

When a man doesn't take a shower in multiple days and his penis and ball sack starts to smell like salt and vinger.
Dude, I have such a bad salty wonton right now!
Salty Wonton by Punzorz December 21, 2009

salty taint 

When one spews on anothers taint, which is the area of skin located between anus and testies, and later in the day after the spew has dried another licks the area resulting in a salty taste. "Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty today what gives!"
"Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty taint today what gives!"
salty taint by talon88 August 18, 2013

Salty Shower 

The act of a male masterbating on the face of another male or female.
I was sleeping one night to awake to my husband giving me a salty shower.
Salty Shower by neomodus October 24, 2008

Salty Brownie 

After a long, pleasurable round of anal sex, a man blows his load into the girl's bum. Immediately followed by the girl deficating into his mouth.
My boyfriend is such a freak. He made me give him the salty brownie last night
A sissy boy that obsessed and gets upset over things that are meaningless and stupid, because they have nothing better to do with their time.
Why are you being such a salty boi about “The Bachelor” last night. No one gives a fuck about that show. Go be mad about something important.
Salty boi by Salty boi September 20, 2018

Salty Piss Flaps 

An over-sized labia as viewed from the rear, especially if the owner is into watersports.
I was expecting gormet sushi, but all I got were these salty piss flaps!