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Bert Kreischer sit-ups

Bert Kreischer sit-ups is a highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.
…those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!
by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023
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Pocket Sit Down

When someone pranks somebody else by making a 'farting chair' and the person 'farts'.
Man, can you believe what Bethany did to Samantha! She totally got a Pocket Sit Down!
by Samantha the farter January 24, 2019
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Bench Sitting

The deliberate and voluntary abstention of an individual within a group from participating in a shared activity, demonstrating a conscious choice of non-involvement.
Matthew didn’t join the bowling game today, he’s literally bench sitting.
by JohnSmithKiller2646 January 14, 2024
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sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;
Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.
by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022
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A sit in

Term to describe staying in, with your friends and taking copious amount of ketta and or coke and talking shit. Everyone has on a novelty hat on, all wearing oversized tracksuits of the hosts… sitting on a couch and/or 10 people all on a bed. You do not leave the house, it’s a sit in. Get comfy.
“Dude let’s not go out tonight, let’s just get the crew over and we’ll have a sit in..”

“I just got new strobe lights for my room, let’s have a sit in!”

“I’m over going out, I’d rather just have a sit in with you lot”
by Coucoubinx December 23, 2022
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Sit on your finger

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.
by Tacos69. July 30, 2016
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dad sit

when one is feeliong overwhelmed (usually in a happy manner) and doesnt know how to express their emotions
person: “did u hear shawn mendes’ new album? deadass dad sit.”
by spongebob4646 June 12, 2018
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