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Bert Kreischer sit-ups

A highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.
those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!
by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023
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sit down blackout

When one gets home from work sits down and drinks until he or she blacks out.
by Poopiepoo69 May 26, 2018
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National sit on lap day

On March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day
exp: why you sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day
by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022
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Ha! If THAT isn't a Freudian slip I don't know what is!
Hym "Sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories? You're sitting in an air conditioned office and lying about the actual reason behind the drone strikes."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2025
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sit-and-sigh

A gathering, function, or just spending fun time with people whom you care about, and who care about you, such as family, friends, boyfriends, girlfriends, etc.
It's just a fun, relaxing time that you spend with those of whom you love, and if you're relaxed and comfortable, you let out a contented sigh.
For Thanksgiving, this year, me and my family had a Thanksgiving sit-and-sigh.
by howling lupa December 5, 2013
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Wit sit

Eyeyeye buddy wit sit,

"Wit sit!!!!"
by Quang May 2, 2018
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French Wall Sit

When one person takes a seated position with their back pushed against a wall much like the "wall sit" exercise position. A second person will then press there ass against the first individuals face, pinning their head against the wall. Then, with as much force as person two can muster, shit into the face of person one.
Don't work out in front of Jason, he'll give you a French wall sit.
by Gloopin the Hun July 26, 2020
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