Road Texter

A person who walks straight into the road whilst texting, safe in the knowledge that his/her mobile phone generates a force-field that will protect them from cycle couriers going about their business.

I was cycling down Regent Street yesterday, when this Road Texter stepped out in front of me and nearly knocked me off my bike.

by Cycle Courier August 10, 2010

Road flea

Collective pack of road cyclists who obstruct the road

Damn those Road Fleas

by Smurf assassin 1 July 16, 2019

Snowy road

The opposite of an oreo, when a white person is more black on the inside but not to the point of being a wigger.

Jimmy just got back from a rap show, he's sure gone down that snowy road.

by Tourettes guy 78 February 11, 2023

road lamp

A person that is an absolute tool, idiot, thicko. Lacking intelligence and savvy.

"That geeza was an absolute road lamp."

"I couldn't believe he thought I was a UKIP supporter. What a fucking road lamp."

by Dungle February 12, 2015

Road Turd

When travelling in a vehicle for great distances, ie all day, you are forced to hold your bowels due to the lack of clean restrooms.

Jack(Passenger seat): Brad why are you all clenched up with sweats over there?

Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.

by SpicyTuna23 August 23, 2011

Road trippin

Driving while smoking marijuana and/or under the influence of marijuana

Hey broski you trying to go road trippin tonight?

by JakeP420 September 21, 2019

Road Stoned

The spacey feeling one gets after too much driving.

After driving for 14 hours straight, he had that road stoned feeling as he wandered into the diner.

by Rastalutionary November 20, 2010