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Rice wife

She broke up with him because she didn’t like his new car. She’s such a rice wife.
by Thebadbitchisherehaha October 21, 2018
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minute rice

Cheap, easily installed, easily breakable, and somewhat tacky and gaudy vehicle modifications. It looks like a great amount of money went into modifying the car to the untrained eye. But to people who are good at spotting cheap and gaudy mods, it looks tacky.
"Hey, dude, check out Lee's car! He has chrome spinner rims, a coffee can muffler, LEDs under his chassis, chrome license plate covers, his bumper and spoiler are chrome wrapped. He also has LED valve covers, and chrome wipers!. All that rice must have cost a lot of money."

"No, Anna. That's not real rice, that's minute rice. All that stuff cost around 300$ altogether at most. Probably about $150. The rims are just wheel covers for steel wheels. You can make a custom breadboard of LEDs with a AAA battery and scrap you can find at an electronics store for less than 2$, chrome vinyl wrapping can be installed for about 10$ and the cost of a hair dryer at the thrift store, the spoiler's stock, LED valve covers, you can get at Wal Mart for 8$, the muffler was just and you can get Chrome Wipers and license plate frames at Autozone for 20$ a pair. The coffee can exhaust is just a can of Great Value coffee he stripped the paint off of , chrome vinyl wrapped, and JB Welded onto his muffler. His car's about as tacky as that gold plated crystal encrusted digital watch he always wears. Fitting, because he has minute rice on his car."

"Ha ha ha, good one!, Jair!"
by Ollie Churpuzzi September 12, 2020
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Rice cak

When your broke as fuck so you’re stuck eating some shit food u found at the bodega for 50 cents
Man that was one terrible rice cak
by Ricecak April 26, 2021
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Fish on Rice

A way of referring to the simplicity of a task or action.
It uses the analogy of fish on rice, which in itself is quite a simple way of explaining sushi.

Originated from the Hot One's episode featuring Joji (our god); on his favorite types of sushi.
You only have to write a few things dude, "it's fish on rice, it's chill"
by TheScratchinCO April 4, 2022
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alyssa rice

A blonde female that thinks she is sneaky or secretive. Most likely when caught in a situation with be defensive or irrational. Will think she is in the right even if it is completely irresponsible or hurtful.
That Alyssa rice from Tinley says meow instead of moans during intercourse. Then she tried to blame baby yoda
by Alyssa nice May 22, 2021
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Rice lager

Noun;
When you get an Asian lady to jerk you off with chopsticks and while you're cumming she throws rice in you're face.
She gave me a rice lager, and now we're having sushi for dinner.
by EnglishFacts November 20, 2017
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Rice Fairy

A very flamboyant Asian Man kinda like Richard Simmons but Asian.
I was in china town during gay pride week and there was nothing but rice fairy's everywhere .
by depravity69 December 20, 2021
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