jeezum rice

Phrase used by Canadians, especially from the Northern Maine area. Used in place of "Jesus Christ"

Jeff: "Wow bud, look at the size of that snow bank!"
Bob: "Jeezum Rice! That's a real looker eh?!"

by JeezumRice June 28, 2017

Rice lager

Noun;
When you get an Asian lady to jerk you off with chopsticks and while you're cumming she throws rice in you're face.

She gave me a rice lager, and now we're having sushi for dinner.

by EnglishFacts November 20, 2017

crispy rice

Crispy rice is a crunchy and crispier version of normal rice. You can make it with brown, white and other types of rice. Crispy rice is also rice crispies.

I want to eat some crispy rice!

by Defination Maker Man April 22, 2017

Minute Rice

Any car"riced out" modifications that are cheap and tacky. Unlike genuine "riced out" modifications that costs hundreds, or even thousands of US Dollars, minute rice is often cheap and extremely flashy, yet tacky.

Kara: Hey man, Lee over there put some minute rice on his 2005 Hyundai Accent!

Jair: Ha ha ha! The car looks tacky as hell! LED valve covers, a coffee can muffler tip, spinner wheel covers... not rims, wheel covers..., chrome painted windshield wipers, LEDs under the body, LED gear knob, a giant vinyl Hyundai H decal on the front lid, a cheap, aftermarket spoiler that sticks out 3 feet above the rear lid, cheap chrome paint on the doors, a cheap, chrome painted antenna ball.

Anna: Lord, this is the tackiest thing I've ever seen. At least it didn't set him back more than 200$.

by Ollie Churpuzzi September 10, 2020

jerk rice

Jamaicans took dried meat - jerky (or jerk for short), they added it to Asian rice, and gave it an name using English, they called it Jerk Rice.
Jamaicans having since ate it for a few centuries now accuse anyone non-Jamaican/non-black whom uses it as culturally appropriating it
😂😂

jerk rice is not Jamaican.

by AnonDoxy August 20, 2018

rice burner

a very ignorant male who is normally in his teens very unsure about his gender and often homosexual

wow look at that rice burner over there

by mike wardroof April 22, 2019

NutSack Rice

The dried up cum that sits on your nut sack after you blow a steamy load of spunk into your woman and keep pounding it so it pumps out on to your nuts and dries up

I think for desert she will have some NutSack Rice.

by FittyPat April 24, 2017