Paperback princess

A girly-girl (sometimes referred to as princess) who has a “soft cover” in reference to her sweet disposition and general agreeability. Like a paperback novel, she is conveniently carried around and brought up when there’s time to kill. That is to say, the paperback princess is undervalued by society and often overlooked for the pages and generalized by the cover.

A play on the children’s book title “Paperbag Princess” by Robert Munsch. The paperback princess, much like the paper bag princess overcomes her sweetness and naivety to rescue spare herself from wasting time on a loser guy.

Jared’s gone and found himself another paperback princess - I wonder how longs it’s going to take her to realize he’s a total prick.

by PetiteSaucisse November 16, 2021

daddys princess

A beast that prowls on white bois, beware as to never come close to this beast. They tend to come with horrible makeup and grammar.

Look, there's a daddys princess over there

by PrincessTa June 16, 2023

Fuck Princess

A girl who think she is perfect, but she has an ugly personality. Her only good trait is her body and she thinks she can fuck who ever she wants. She thinks she is getting a rise by being a bossy little bitch.

Fuck Princess: I think I deserve more than I get

Normal Girl: The universe owes nobody anything
Fuck Princess: Whatever. I think I deserve diamonds and glory. I think I'm the biggest thing here and I'm ganna get all the guys I want.

by Callmetheworst March 21, 2016

Shower Princess

A shower princess is someone who spends too much fucking time in the shower. As a result, some people don't get to wash their ass, and if they do, it's usually cold water leaving one with the feeling of surfing off the coast of Alaska, mid winter. And in worse case scenario, when water is limited, leaving other's with little to no water.

The shower princess is not to be trusted. The shower princess will make statements and promises regarding speed of their shower. Do not believe them; they are falsehoods. The shower princess should be dealt with promptly, firmly and with no remorse. They will smell your weakness in your sweat and deem you weak, flabby and feeble minded. Be steadfast in your actions.

The origin of shower princess is unknown but it commonly used by US military service members living in barracks, in the field, or deployed.

Soldier 1: "That shower princess Snuffy has been in there for over 45 minutes and my shift starts soon. And everybody is gunna be like, yeah, that guy, over there, he smells like dirty buttholes"

Soldier 2: "If it's cold you should shart in his pillow case tonight"

Soldier 1: "Duly noted"

by TheScaryKid November 7, 2011

hindu princess

A hindu princess is a drink. Go into a 7/11 and buy a medium coke slurpee but only fill it half way, the other half you will fill with tequila. Mix and enjoy!!

Kim: "Let's fuckin' rage tonite"

Katie: "Yea I just hit up 7/11 for some hindu princess shit we'll get lit and check out Tony's party."

by Kim S. July 5, 2008

Princess Toe

A physical deformity whereby the second toe is longer than the big toe. Those suffering from this deformity call it a princess toe to feel better about their ugly feet. Also, some deformed are under the impression that the long second toe infers that they are 'head of the house' when in actuallity a person with this deformity made this lie up to feel better about their deformed feet.

The princess toe wrapped over the edge of Kelly's sandal.

by Samantha Knows December 26, 2007

princess toe

n. A physical deformity wherein the second toe of the human foot is longer than the big toe.

Caused by rampant inbreeding, many royal women suffer with princess toes and are therefore unable to wear open toed shoes.

by Gapp September 14, 2008