premature ejaculation

when anything or anyone has any form of sex with the musician LIGHTS.

No shit man, of course premature ejaculation took place when he had sex with lights

by andythemanofthewes May 7, 2010

permagrin

A semi-permanent smile associated with the ownership and/or driving a Saturn Sky. Reported by new owners as a wide grin or smile stratching from ear to ear. The condition can also cause temporary loss of desire to drive other cars, laughing, giggling, or other non appropriate behavior. It also maifests as an un-controlable desire to make un-needed and frivolous trips, with the convertable top down.

John has been sitting in his Saturn Sky in the garage for the last three hours, and no matter what I say he just grins and drools. I think he has a severe case of permagrin.

by Rustyknight September 14, 2007

Premature E textulation

when your having "Hot" phone sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend by sending pictures or explicit sexual fantasies with each other and you cum before your partner does.

My girl is mad because I was having some awesome cell phone sex with last night and had a Premature E textulation.

by BigDaddy_007 February 18, 2010

Premature Checkinulation

checking in on Foursquare long before your actual arrival at a destination.

Dude 1: 'yo you guys, scott just checked in so he must be here somewhere. we can order in a moment, hang on.'

Dude 2: 'cool dude, but i'm warning you, some of us are starving and running out of patience.'

15 min later.

Dude 2: 'Sumbitch! where is that dude? this is retarded!'

Dude 1: 'Damn bro, i get the feeling that Scott pulled a Premature Checkinulation. lets just order, fuck him.'

by tommypjr April 22, 2010

Peemailer

Men who stand at the urinal checking and exchanging emails on their blackberry

I saw that Peemailer Tim at the urinal again!

by Randi & Erika November 17, 2006

Perma

Gender or lack thereof at birth. It is not assigned to you. You were born as that gender or void. Your gender/void has not changed throughout your life and has always been the same for you from the earliest moment you can remember.

P1: "You're transgender right?"
P2: "Technically... I identify as Perma-nonbinary."

by Thecherryspirit April 10, 2021

Permafrosted

Someone who has just been burned but is so slow, he doesn't realize that he's been burned untill at least 8 or 9 seconds after the burn.

Person 1: Man, there's this kickass party tonight, and only the popular kids are invited.
Person 2: Well, I guess that rules you out then.
Person 1: I guess you're right...Hey, wait a minute!
Person 2: Congrats! You've been completely and totally Permafrosted!

by Nurmi September 17, 2005