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Pet Tooth

When you got a big old fangle fuck sticking out your mouth with your mouth closed. Then you open your mouth and that's the only thing I see other than your gums, you got pet tooth.
A bro. Did you see that girl she had a pet tooth man? She gave the best tooth I ever had. It was better than a gummer.
by Drbigbuds1 July 15, 2025
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National Hug you pet day

Hug you pet and if you don’t have a pet get one!
National hug you pet day is a day to hug your pet
by Kittyhehehe December 7, 2019
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pet neem

a generally ugly creature that can be kept as a bet. they are sexist and very rude.
hey look at my pet neem poo
by Jelly lun October 5, 2016
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Teacher's Pet

Probably one of the most self-centered egomaniacs you'll ever come across. They often flatter the teacher to gain favor, believe they must always achieve perfect scores on exams, essays etc. and tend to get others they don’t like into trouble. On top of that, they can't stand any criticism of the teacher, the school system, or even the assignments they’re given. If you so much as question anything, they’ll jump at the chance to lecture you, acting like you're somehow in the wrong for not agreeing with their perfect, unquestioning approach. And don’t even get them started on their grades, getting a 99% on a test is practically the end of the fucking world for them, as if anything less than perfect is a personal failure. And finally, they'll also remind the teacher about every homework assignment, sometimes even before it's due, just to make sure no one forgets and their precious record stays untarnished.
God I hate that fucking bitch so fucking much, I swear to god, if that teacher's pet reminds Mister Terrible one more time about the homework, I am going to kill her.
by Urban Infinity 2.0 November 23, 2024
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Pet Baboon

Whenever you put both of you testicles through you pants zipper and have them have out, squeezing both of them together to turn red, resembling a baboon’s asschecks.
Hey, do you wanna see my pet baboon?
by Pet Baboon Lover April 16, 2024
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pet human

Generally part of the Millennial generation, a employee who thinks they are entitled to everything without having to do work or earn it.

In many ways similar to a pet, where you are expected to give it what it wants without getting anything in return.
How did Steve get that promotion? Oh you didn't know,the manager quit and they needed a body to fill the position, so they picked their favorite pet human.
by Pseudopsyk May 14, 2016
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PET

Person or People with Entertaining Talent(s)
Rob Smith is a PET.
The Chocolate Rain guy is a PET
by Fleccas Talks show-watcher March 19, 2024
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