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turtle smoke

"turtle smoke in the air, girls up in here with no underwear. Old enough to know better, but young enough to not care"
by B Smizz June 7, 2005
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Hooker smoke

When one is too broke to afford a cigarette, and thus can't afford to solicit sex from a prostitute, they take a drag from a prostitutes's cigarette, usually for the low price of only a nickel; The cheapest known way to satisfy a nicotine craving.
Hooker: "Hey buddy, you lookin' for a good time?"
Mel Gibson: "Well ya, but I can't afford that. You got a cigarette? I could go for a hooker smoke."
Hooker: "It'll cost ya a nickel."
by RJBrown9 December 2, 2010
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Smoke circle

A gathering of fellows on the interest of smoking and sharing marijuana.
Fredrick: How is it about you tell me what exactly is going on behind my rose merry bushes.
Sandy:That, sir, would be a smoke circle
Fredrick: Excellent! Let us do join, Sandy.
Sandy: Splendid idea, I can throw down a blunt and you can pass a plethora of bowls
by lifeenderx July 31, 2008
mugGet the Smoke circlemug.

Smoke Makeouts

A pick-up line used by morons when approached by a girl asking to bum a cigarette.
Hot Chicks: Hey, do you think we can bum a cig?

Scottie & Nick: Umm...no, but we can SMOKE MAKEOUTS!

Hot Chicks: Fags

Scottie & Nick: Heheheh, god we're gay
by Chipsdubbo May 3, 2010
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Smoked Out

Forgetting where your keys are every five minutes. Losing your lighter constantly. Thinking the world is out to get you. Acting really strange. Having done way too many drugs in your lifetime. Looking like a meth addict. Rick James.
Oh yeah tomorrows my three year b-day still smoked out just clean and sober... Response:Excellent, sir!!! I'm still smoked out too. I guess it takes a while to get unsmokedout. I'm still waiting.
by Old-ExSmoker January 18, 2018
mugGet the Smoked Outmug.

Butt Smoke

When your doing a woman doggie style and your pounding away and the votex of suction between the males bladder and the females butt cheeks create a wafting offensive odor as a result of a dirty chocolate speckeled rectum.
I was doing a hook and swirl and saw chocolate down there...butt smoke!
by buttsmoke February 21, 2010
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Smoke Rape

when you or a group of individuals surprise and forcefully toke up an unsuspecting victim, commonly with a gas-mask bong.
Laura's being such a twat, I'm gonna smoke rape her and maybe she'll chill out
by JJoint May 9, 2010
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