glob job

The most sloppy toppy in the world

Bro that nasty prostitute asked me if I wanted a glob job. Wtf even is that

by GlobJobCreator December 16, 2021

Em Job

What your bro calls getting wicked sloppy toppy from his girlfriend commonly referred to as em

Wheres Robby? I dunno dude I think hes getting an em job

by hjiig December 22, 2018

going for a job

Going for a poo

Will be back In a minute, I'm going for a job , bog , crap

by Going for a poo April 08, 2017

tear job

When bitches cry on my weiner!

Kelci was crying after we beat her at volleyball, so i made her give me a tear job.

by darkwizardnamedwugga June 20, 2011

peel job

Technical term used by new parents denoting the auspicious finding of a banana-like terd in the diaper of their infant. Much favored over its antonym, the "Splat."

Okay, kid, let's see what we got... Sweet! Peel job.

by Lemongelo Jackson May 01, 2009

Scrub Job

When a dude masturbates in the shower using his girlfriend’s, wife’s or mom’s exfoliating body scrub for lubricant. Akin to jacking oneself with a sheet of sandpaper.

My cock is literally raw from that scrub job.

My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.

by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2018

scottish job

The act of another man licking another mans ear; either with the intention to define sexual orientation or with the intention to become friends

I got in a fight at the bar because I tried a Scottish job on another man.

by Erin.mls March 01, 2020