On Myspace or Facebook, to go onto another persons page in order to friend thier friends, with no intention of adding the original person as a friend
"I don't really want to be friends with my sister on facebook, but she has a lot of people I know, so I friend farmed her."
"Wow, you two aren't friends on here, but you have almost identical friend lists!"
"She's probably a friend farmer"
"He asked for my myspace link, but he never friended me"
"You just got friend farmed!"
"Wow, you two aren't friends on here, but you have almost identical friend lists!"
"She's probably a friend farmer"
"He asked for my myspace link, but he never friended me"
"You just got friend farmed!"
by Kiddlemidd August 4, 2009
Get the Friend Farm mug.The attraction you start to feel towards a friend of the opposite gender who you would not normally find attractive, simply because you hang around them all of the time. Friend Goggles usually result in a regretted hookup.
The cause is usually curiosity.
The cause is usually curiosity.
by Bombdiggity21 April 15, 2010
Get the Friend Goggles mug.Just as it sounds, friends that are so fucking dumb that sometimes you wonder why they're you're friends in the first place.
by dkf June 5, 2009
Get the fuckdumb friend mug.A "friend sip" is the absolute limit of liquid a friend is allowed to consume from your drink when you are polite enough to share (one mouthful). No more than a "Friend Sip" can be taken by a friend, preferably less.
*Starts Sculling your Drink* "Wow, cool your fucking jets, Starsky! That was a girlfriend sip! Give me back what you took.
by NateAugustable August 29, 2010
Get the Friend Sip mug.The space you banish unwanted Facebook friend requests to when you don't like the person enough to confirm it but don't want to offend them and ignore it so you leave the dormant friend request in your inbox for the rest of time. If ever you should ever run into said person, you can use excuses such as "I have so many friend requests I just haven't got to you yet".
Susan is extremely annoying and I really don't want her checking out my page but I see her out a lot. I'm just going to banish her to my friend abyss.
by Cookie Cordone October 21, 2010
Get the friend abyss mug."Dude, Alex was being such a jerk. Usually he is on my side about everything but he was with Ben and TOTALLY being a tofu friend"
by IGreen KnightI April 28, 2009
Get the Tofu Friend mug.A friend or friends, that just make the cut. Time spent with such friends is usually considered mearly reasonable.
by Swandog September 22, 2005
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