Natural

In accordance to how living things are evolved to function

ex 1: It is natural to favor your own kind!

ex 2: Incest is unnatural because it produces defective offspring

by olololololols March 11, 2022

Nature abwhores a vacuum

Refers to how a lust-crazed stud is always wanting to "get some", and thus often has to seek out any "loose" female in his area to get it on with.

Bill Clinton definitely had da classic "Nature abwhores a vacuum" affliction --- he was consistently craving da warm moist spot between ladies' legs, and so he sought said delightful commodity from countless females during his lifetime.

by QuacksO January 13, 2021

Nature's Bidet

a naturally occurring spring or geyser one uses to bathe the genital and perineal areas of the body

Unhappy Camper: I forgot my toilet paper when I came to camp at Yellowstone and now i have to poop but there's only cacti to relieve the poo from my bottom. What should I do?

Local: Well you should use Nature's Bidet. Go poop on that mound over there and don't get up until 35 or 120 minutes have passed.

by Keeton1229 September 25, 2011

Barry Allen Estrada Humbles Smith Will Dichotomize Anything He Senses As Malicious In Nature To Humans

Barry Allen Estrada Humbles Smith Will Dichotomize Anything He Senses As Malicious In Nature To Humans

Barry Allen Estrada Humbles Smith Will Dichotomize Anything He Senses As Malicious In Nature To Humans

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025

Natural clothing

Pubic hair

Yesterday, I had to show my natural clothing

by Seriouslywhohasthatname June 22, 2024

Natural November

In Natural November people are not allowed to wear make up. this counts for lip gloss as well

person 1: i was thinking about what to wear tonight

person 2: just remember no makeup because it’s natural November

by game chase November 3, 2019

Museum of Natural History

A museum that was there before several generations of new guards and will be there after these next generations as long as it and other beloved people, places, and things live on in the people.

The Museum of Natural History will always face the adversity of being threatened with wildfire (and so far is still standing strong in it's face), but New Yorkers know how to tell a wildfire to go fuck itself when a new guard tries to come in and walk all over what's already there and has been around the block a few times, or what's left of what was already there if some things have already been taken.

by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021