Am I smart

The fact that you are searching “am I smart” is not very smart
So.......no.

“Mom, am I smart?”
“Search it in the urban dictionary”

by Someone smart unlike someone September 6, 2020

Reece Smart

A complete twat of a man who’s a deadbeat.

I’m not a Reece smart I actually love all my children and treat them equally while I divide up all my time to them as they are a priority!

by Crymeariverbitch December 6, 2019

smarts

gavin likes the word smarts

gavin is very smarts

by wroingibinvkqepo12 June 13, 2018

Smart

Not me

Person: Do you know a smart person
Me: Well, I know it isn't me

by MussoliniWasn'tTheBadGuy April 21, 2020

smart laundry

smart laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈsmärt ˈlȯn-drē): laundry machines with a high degree of intelligence, leveraging IoT, machine learning, digital interfaces, and other patented tech : AWESOME. //

“I’m so glad we use SMART LAUNDRY so I don’t have to pay with quarters, use the crappy card machine, wait 3 months for a dryer to get repaired, not know when machines are available, or lose my clothes to some laundry thief.”

by smartlaundryfan June 8, 2021

smart insults

Your mom.

"Well you're stupid I bet you can't respond with smart insults"
Well you know what, your mom.

by Anonymous unknown. January 2, 2012

Street smart

A phony term that allows for too many people to cling to a phony, cardboard image instead of being themselves.

There is no such thing as street smart, it's all bullshit anyway.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021