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mooses knuckle

like a camel toe
but for men
when the men have there trousers like simon cowell is a mooses knuckle
by pooeyhead April 11, 2014
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Frothy Moose

Canadian sexual slang for a combination anal cream pie followed by feltching
Dude I blew my load in her butt and it ended up as a frothy moose.
by Campaign manager August 27, 2014
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moose herder

A term a republican disillusioned by Trump developed to reflect not aligning or supporting him.

He used this as a nod towards Teddy Roosevelt's bull moose party. Please noone tell this jackass the bull moose party was progressive af lol.
This Republican says if you hate Trump be a moose herder. I mean don't threaten us with a good time.
by Againsth8te July 21, 2019
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Shuffle Moose

A secret girl code for needed to go to the bathroom when you want to go with your friend but dont want to say it when there are people around.
Girl 1: Shuffle Moose
Girl 2: *knods head*
*both race to bathroom*
Boy 1: WTF
by heyyyyyyygurrllllllllllll June 10, 2017
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Moose Crickets

Used in the same manner as barking spider. When someone passes gas and there's no one else to blame, blame it on the Moose Crickets. Commonly used in Alaska.
John: "Oh maaaaan! Did you do that??"
Mark (embarassed): "No way! Must be moose crickets in the house!
by Glacier Princess May 3, 2008
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moose toots

Nathan: "Where were you last night, eh?"
Daniel: "I had a case of the ol' moose toots."
Nathan: "Sorry to hear that bud. Let's go for a rip sometime."
by MrThickness March 9, 2017
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Moose knuckle

When a camel toe is so extreme or severe that it has to be classified under a different name
Mate! Her trouser are so tight they aren't just giving her a mark toes, it's a full on moose knuckle!
by Redneck11 December 5, 2016
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