Frothy Moose

Canadian sexual slang for a combination anal cream pie followed by feltching

Dude I blew my load in her butt and it ended up as a frothy moose.

by Campaign manager August 27, 2014

moose toots

The Canadian version of explosive wet diarrhea.

Nathan: "Where were you last night, eh?"
Daniel: "I had a case of the ol' moose toots."
Nathan: "Sorry to hear that bud. Let's go for a rip sometime."

by MrThickness March 9, 2017

Moose Crickets

Used in the same manner as barking spider. When someone passes gas and there's no one else to blame, blame it on the Moose Crickets. Commonly used in Alaska.

John: "Oh maaaaan! Did you do that??"
Mark (embarassed): "No way! Must be moose crickets in the house!

by Glacier Princess May 3, 2008

Shuffle Moose

A secret girl code for needed to go to the bathroom when you want to go with your friend but dont want to say it when there are people around.

Girl 1: Shuffle Moose
Girl 2: *knods head*
*both race to bathroom*
Boy 1: WTF

by heyyyyyyygurrllllllllllll June 10, 2017

Moose Pot

A large, cavernous anus. Especially dark and muddy.

My ex-roommate had so much anal sex, that only the penis of a large black man could fill her giant moose pot.

by NighttimeDelirium May 17, 2011

mooses knuckle

like a camel toe
but for men

when the men have there trousers like simon cowell is a mooses knuckle

by pooeyhead April 11, 2014

rising moose

A hairy boner.

Back in Canada they called me the rising moose...

by ComicSanss May 16, 2016