Stay at Home Mommy

White, upper or upper-middle class female. Has strong opinions on, well pretty much everything. Opinions, while strong, are based more on privilege than fact. Will have vacant, crazy eyed stare. May also consider themselves a "Dog-Mom". Likely to post opinions on social media for attention, supported with little basis in reality. Stay at Home Mommy will often respond to debate with "as-if, or what-ev, as she is likely too damn stupid to engage in intelligent debate. An adult referring to themselves as a "Mommy" will have nothing of any substance to contribute to conversation as they are clearly disconnected from reality, have no fear and are potentially a total dip shit, cancer to society and a true step backward in the advancement of society in general. Avoid at all costs.

I'm a Stay at Home Mommy, and you now know all you need to know about the validity of anything I'm about to say next.

by plaidfinger February 1, 2022

Plug mommy

That one friend that’s always the designated driver and takes care of everyone while they’re intoxicated. They often provide the substances as well.

Guy1: I thruww u p

Guy2: where the shit at

Garry: no worries, plug mommy got u <3

by Spicy nugget September 26, 2020

Mommy

Having a mommy kink is when you like to call your partner mommy. It doesn’t have to be in a sexual way.

Partner: GIRLL guess what?
Friend:what??!!!
Partner: when me and y/n where doing it he started calling me “mommy”
Friend: BRUHH lucky!!! Did you like it

Partner: hell yeah. It was like I was in a WATTPAD story

by nerdluvr April 11, 2021

Mommy

me. I'm Mommy.

stop looking up mommy on the urban dictionary and go to church you pervs.

by cyb3r4ngel. July 25, 2023

french mommy

A elder woman from France? Or are you taking about that one hot cute sweet and innocent girl from Apex Legends? If so, yes you are right, she is a french mommy.

Person 1: Dude, I want to fuck the french mommy so hard.
Person 2: Who?!?!?
Person 1: Watson from Apex you dumb fuck

by Alexmmat March 24, 2022

Mommy

McKenzie Peña

Someone: LOOK ITS MOMMY
McKenzie- what?

by IGotHitByABus October 16, 2021

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016