Joe, Jane, and Susan performed a Mississippi Snowball so that they weren’t in violation of the Mississippi “Conception Begins at Erection” Act.
by Mississippi Snowballer January 24, 2025

The 7th layer of hell (or Mississippi, for short) is a conservative police state with humidity, forests, obese people, cracked up roads with tons of potholes.
It has the worst healthcare, education, lowest life expectancy in the entire union.
The people in this state are extremely rude to you, unless you have a pocket full of cash.
Louisiana is grateful that that Mississippi exists, because now Louisiana doesn't have to take the spot for the worst state in the union.
It has the worst healthcare, education, lowest life expectancy in the entire union.
The people in this state are extremely rude to you, unless you have a pocket full of cash.
Louisiana is grateful that that Mississippi exists, because now Louisiana doesn't have to take the spot for the worst state in the union.
Man, thank God I'm not in that dump called Mississippi anymore. Thank goodness for places like California.
by ism_ist July 4, 2022

When you gather the boys around for a cold one and you take turns dipping your pecker into the neck of one (1) bottle of brew, the chap with the smallest wang, or the one whose Johnson touches said brew must chug the salty ale.
"Me and the 12 lads were taking turns with the Mississippi Dip and Jackson came up short and had to chug the whole thing"
"Good Times"
"Good Times"
by letsleavethisplanet December 17, 2019

Toby: Paw why can’t I play with cousin Joey?
Paw: Why now lil Toby, Joey here’s a Mississippi Mud Pie!
Paw: Why now lil Toby, Joey here’s a Mississippi Mud Pie!
by Mc666999 December 23, 2018

by Spring lake cowman March 24, 2022

by MississippiSlicker May 29, 2020

a state that used to be more populous than arkansas, kansas, utah and nevada in 2013, but has been surpassed by them due to mississippi population decline & utah and nevada massive population growth
mississippi used to be more populous than arkansas, kansas, utah and nevada in 2013, was 31st place. fast forward to now, mississippi is 35th place. and with things in place, new mexico and idaho are most likely to surpass mississippi next.
by connecticut 765 June 9, 2025
