by nicosoter August 17, 2015

The dumbest collaboration 2020 has brought us. If anyone reading this spent 250$ for jean shorts for personal use please rethink your purchase decisions..
by Чоппа September 8, 2020

Sophia: Did you fly on a plane to New York from Florida
Olivia: No I rode in Ronald McDonald’s back. Of course I took a plane
Olivia: No I rode in Ronald McDonald’s back. Of course I took a plane
by Sexy girl 321 May 28, 2020

by Redheadlover999 November 29, 2024

While getting a blow job you grab your hard penis at the base and slap whomever in the nose (with penis) until their nose starts to bleed then smear blood around her mouth with the head of said penis. BAM BAM BAM SHE'S LOVING IT!?!?
A. Damn, look at that hoochie mama over there! Is her lips chapped? Hahaha no she been Ronald McDonalded!!
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”
by Sir Salty D. Strangler February 20, 2023

chase mcdonald pulls the most bitches with his hairy, veiny, girth cock that makes these hoes fall in love immediately
person 1: bro how does chase mcdonald pull so many bitches
person 2: because his name is chase mcdonald and he has a hairy, veiny, girthy cock that makes these hoes fall in love immediately
person 2: because his name is chase mcdonald and he has a hairy, veiny, girthy cock that makes these hoes fall in love immediately
by cheezymac176 May 10, 2022

what in the gen z
🎋 yo 🎎 what 😢 is 👨 🦰 up 🤴 you 🤴 Guys 👌 right 😎 now 🙎 ♂️ we 🤡 are 😛 at 👹 McDonalds 😡 and 👨 🔧 we 🩱 just 😏 found 🤗 out 🎨 when🎗 you 👨 🦰 come 👨 🦳 to 🎅 McDonalds 💤 at ☦ 3AM ☺ you 🥶 can 🎟 get 🎢 the 👝 Among 🩱 us 👩 🎨 Happy 👨 🔧 Meal 🦗
by burn your fat November 25, 2024
