Moose Pot

A large, cavernous anus. Especially dark and muddy.

My ex-roommate had so much anal sex, that only the penis of a large black man could fill her giant moose pot.

by NighttimeDelirium May 17, 2011

The Moose Preserve

The Moose Preserve is the best sports bar in Michigan surrounded by the extremely affluent communities of Bloomfield Hills and Birmingham. Don't let the wealth and prestige of the area fool you; the "Moose" still has the care-free, bar-and-grill feel, and has bumper stickers available that say "We Eat Our Roadkill." The Moose is a great place to go after winning a football game or maybe to watch a football game on the multiple big screens all over the restaurant. The staff and manager are extremely welcoming and relaxed and tolerant of all you drunk idiots who love food and a great game of pool.

Jeff: hey wanna get the guys and go to The Moose Preserve and watch the game?

Mark: yeah man that sounds great. Let's get the camp nacho and buffalo wings!

by moosepreservelover May 24, 2009

Frothy Moose

Canadian sexual slang for a combination anal cream pie followed by feltching

Dude I blew my load in her butt and it ended up as a frothy moose.

by Campaign manager August 27, 2014

Shuffle Moose

A secret girl code for needed to go to the bathroom when you want to go with your friend but dont want to say it when there are people around.

Girl 1: Shuffle Moose
Girl 2: *knods head*
*both race to bathroom*
Boy 1: WTF

by heyyyyyyygurrllllllllllll June 10, 2017

moose toots

The Canadian version of explosive wet diarrhea.

Nathan: "Where were you last night, eh?"
Daniel: "I had a case of the ol' moose toots."
Nathan: "Sorry to hear that bud. Let's go for a rip sometime."

by MrThickness March 9, 2017

rising moose

A hairy boner.

Back in Canada they called me the rising moose...

by ComicSanss May 16, 2016

Moose Crickets

Used in the same manner as barking spider. When someone passes gas and there's no one else to blame, blame it on the Moose Crickets. Commonly used in Alaska.

John: "Oh maaaaan! Did you do that??"
Mark (embarassed): "No way! Must be moose crickets in the house!

by Glacier Princess May 3, 2008