What you feel when you already spent more than 3 hours at a mall with no money and nothing to do other than walk around in circles half-asleep.
After walking around for 5 hours in the mall and spending $817 dollars in clothes, Kristen started to feel mall-logged, so she called her mom to go home
by Apmac June 24, 2008
by justaweirdgal September 08, 2023
When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time
Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!
Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!
Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!
by Johnny Bathrooms September 25, 2020
When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time
Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!
Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!
Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!
by Johnny Bathrooms September 25, 2020
"My mom was cleaning out my room while I was at camp and found my jack log in the closet. Now she'll hide the bubble wrap from me."
by lebrewski September 18, 2013
by Eitis July 08, 2020